Back By "Popular" Demand

People seemed to like this the last time I did it, so here's another free-association post.

What's the deal with airline food? What's up with that? Get it..."up" with that. 'Cause an it's food on a plane, and planes fly. Hahahahaha. Oh God, puns suck. What other form of humor can make people groan in pain? The in pain part's the crucial part, because people groan at horrendously offensive jokes, but that's more out of a "I can't believe that white guy in his late twenties just said that" (because more often than not, the comedians who tell those jokes are white guys in their late twenties [Daniel Tosh, Anthony Jeselnik]). Unless they're British, in which case they're usually a little older, but they go even further, yet still display more class than anybody else. 

Seriously, how funny are British people? They are just so sarcastic, and it's so awesome. I can definitely tell I'm English; I have such a dry sense of humor. Is there such a thing as a wet sense of humor? Why is being sarcastic considered dry? Backtracking, not a wet sense of humor; moist sense of humor. Even better. And that would be jokes that make people extremely uncomfortable while everybody else can laugh at their discomfort. 

I had a thought earlier this week: what if instead of casting Jon Hamm as Don Draper, it was Christopher Walken? I feel like he makes everything more entertaining, and if he was giving those semi-existentialist pitches, that would be so funny. As long as one of them was for a watch. A gold watch. What if Christopher Walken was also cast Walter White? 

SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

The more people get to know me, the more they realize that references to just about anything form the bulk of what I say. It's always hilarious when the reference is really obscure so nobody knows about it and when the reference is really really weird. Danger zone!